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Because Tomorrow You'll Be Dead

(or you'll have Alzheimer's)

Name:
I Am The Future
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All Members , Moderated
I have started a new community.

It is for people who are getting older and whose bodies have begun to frighten them.

It is for people who feel they have lost touch with youth culture and find themselves asking "who is that?" after every song on the radio, following with the remark "but it just sounds like noise."

It is for people who have finally realized that it is all down hill from here.

It is for people who dream of warmer climes, not as a vacation, but as a place in which to purchase a condominium.

It is for people who realize breaking a hip is a rational fear.

It is for people who have finally learned the value of a dollar.

It is for you, asshole.

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